Finnish Shit – One of those everyday stories (or how to emty an outdoor toilet)

Today I discovered the highly valuable secret ingredient in the Finnish mämmi. Unfortunately there were a dangerous guard named Elisa, so I had to fight for the goods.


After fighting for a long time, we finally found that we could share the income and carried our goods away.


We had to test that the mämmi-material was of good quality, so I gave the Elisa the honour of tasting.


Elisa found that the mämmi-material tasted quite good, so we put it all in a special storage container were it shall rot for a couple of years to achieve the very special fine aroma needed.


After covering the mämmi-material with some rotted branches, so no one can find and steal it, we had a short moment of prayer that we shall achieve great riches and much much honour through our mämmi-production.


Afterwards we celebrated a job well done. We will come back later and reap the reward of our effort. International export of the Finnish mämmi is up high on our to-do list.